CRAZY BITCH'S ON TOURRR
(YOUR OWN PRIVATE IDAHO)
See what we told everyone else if you're curious
Oct 1............ FUEL..........
......Chicago IL
(I told Paula, at the FUEL show
that if
she clapped for the Poets one more
FUCKIN time,
I'd have to smack her ! ! ! She
Laughed ! )
(We had a GREAT time with all our
Friends ! )
Now we're getting ready to leave
the night before... SHIT TIRED
Oct 6..............Cavern................Hutchinson
KS
Had lots o fun... metal head crowd
we ran out of gas and
Lisa flew out of the top bunk when
Katie slammed on the brakes to
not hit this stupid bitch...
But all is well and I fixed the
gas guage
so we could TELL if the gas was
low... DUH
Poets can't seem to bring themselves
to TALK to anybody on the BUS !!
Remind me to get my HEAD seriously
checked !!
I WILL NEVER EVER bring another
band on the bus that's so FUCKING STUPID and socially RETARDED...
MAN we picked these people cuz
we thought they we're FUN and friendly
and they are COMPLETELY
NOT NOT NOT.
Oct 7..............Crowsnest...........Salina
KS
Ooh baby, I never saw such UGLY
men in my fuckin life!!
complete with a POW MIA flag and
the Good old AMERICAN flag
right up there on stage with us!!
Cuz we're so patriotic !
Towards the end of the night I was
running sound and some
guy came up to me and hugged, and
then put his hand right on my ASS !
I was about to PUNCH him when I
realized he was the club owner and we hadn't been paid yet ! OOPS....
Oct 8..............John Barleycorn's......Wichita
KS
FUCKIN BLOW ME
This town has the FREAKS of ALL
FREAKS
fuckin wastoids...
Well thanks to Anita, a whole bunch
of people we're rude to me !
Yea, my favorite... dirty looks,
snide comments
like "I can't believe anybody stayed
(to hear us play) Why would they..."
That was REGINA (Anita's sister)...
she can be the ICON for the BITCH
TOUR.
Oct 10............Panic..................Lincoln NE
Here we are and now Evies on my
nerves...
Fucking playing scales on the bus
SCALES....
are so fun to listen to
(LOL)
We PLAY here tomorrow...
It should be interesting being
here for 5 FRICKIN days
Oct 13............Royal Grove.......Lincoln
NE
Oct 16............Gabes Oasis.......Iowa
City IA
Oct 18............Elbo Room.........Chicago
IL
Oct 19............Piere's................Ft.
Wayne IN
Oct 20............I-ROCK............Detroit
MI
Oct 22............Baron's...............Cleveland
OH
Oct 24............400 Bar...............Minneapolis
MN
Oct 25............Inferno................Madison
WI
Oct 27............Rhino's................Bloomington
IN
Oct 28............Heidelberg..........Ann
Arbor MI
Oct 29............High Dive............Champaign
IL
Oct 31............Hi Pointe.............St.
Louis MO
Nov 4.............Stargaze..............Chicago
IL
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