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Oct 1............ FUEL..........
......Chicago IL
We had a GREAT time with all our
Friends & FANS !
What a send off... TOO MUCH Tequila
Thanks Miss Kitty ! We LOVE U !
Now we're getting ready to leave
the night before... SO TIRED
Oct 6..............Cavern................Hutchinson
KS
Cool Bar, tiled floor, metal head
patrons
WE RAN out of gas on the way...
we forgot to fill the second gas
but the cool triple A guy came
and gave us just barely enough gas to get to the next gas station.
we made whew... !!!!
Oh and Katie slammed on the breaks
to avoid a STUPID Bitch,
who pulled in front of us and LISA
flew out of the top bunk head first
but she landed on her feet just
like a kitty !!
Oct 7..............Crowsnest...........Salina
KS
Well the POW MIA Flag right next
to the American Flag
ON STAGE clued us off right from
the start...
These folks had never seen bitches
before
AND
THEY LOVED IT !!
We had an allstar ALL band jam
at the end of the night
that KICKED ass !!
Oct 8..............John Barleycorn's......Wichita
KS
Janet was accosted by friends,
thats all she can remember
and she loved listening to QUEEN
on the bus
and dancing in the mirror for herself
naked !!
i GUESS WE MISSED THE REAL SHOW!!
Oct 11............Panic..................Lincoln
NE
WE'RE here EARLY in the morning!!
AND FINALLY online !!
Gettin ready for the show !!
People are very friendly at the
rally
We finally eat, thank god for free
buffet!!
(I learned that Buffet is NOT Pronounced
like Jimmy Buffet...)
Can't learn everythin'
Lots of BABES came to the show
! !
OCT 12..............Homers Records............Lincoln
NE
An instore at a really groovy record
store.
We ended up singing through my
guitar amp
Beaver claims we "Sound like Garbage"
Is that a compliment??
It is to US (huge Garbage FANS)
OCT 13..............RADIO............Lincoln
NE
Two Tomato members told not to
be at the Radio show
end up being able to save the day
by showing UP !!
To spread the LOVE !
Was it a plot ?
Only the Shadow Knows
EMERGENCY ******** EMERGENCY
This late bulletin reports that
the ENGINE fell out of the bus directly after the radio show.
Tomato's sensing that 15 miles
per hour was not fast enough to be traveling on the expressway...
pulled over and checked the
transmission fluid (logical?)
Only to find the engine OOPS
gone from parrallel VIEW
( SO WE PACKED ALL OF OUR INSTRUMENTS
& STUFF ONTO THE SIDEWALK
AND WALKED 8 BLOCKS TO HOMERS
RECORDS TO ASK THEM
Can we live here for a COUPLA
days ??
OF course LISA was a crucial
force in the YES and SMILE Homers records gave us !!
Thanks LISA (Our CD's are on
the Front counter For Sale !!! An Impulse Purchase Eh???)
And lo and behold some GREAT
People helped us out by giving us places to stay
and things to do and food and
LIBATIONS
Thanks to Panic who didn't mind
us Moving into the BAR for Awhile
with our big UHAUL parked out
front...
and Sara for her car, house,
couch, and ....
Oct 13............Royal Grove.......Lincoln
NE
Someone stole Marties Pasties
so
BOOBshots were plentiful !!
Evie decided to only wear electrical
tape!!
and proceeded to write all over
herself with a magic marker
Self defined White Trash
Oct 16............Gabes Oasis.......Iowa
City IA
Hanging out with the Cock Rock
punk band Flatus was fun.
We hit the fog after that show...
Going home for a 1/2 a day.
Oct 18............Elbo Room.........Chicago
IL
It was good to see familiar NICE
people...
party and hang with our Homies
We LOved PLAYING with Three
Dollar Bill
Who put on a GREAT Show
We love the new tunes !!
Oct 19............Piere's................Ft.
Wayne IN
HUGE HUGE HUGE CLUB
The sound and stage were AWESome
and An Electrical Plug outside
!
Showers and Private dressing rooms
too !
Everyone had an awesome show !!
Oct 20............I-ROCK............Detroit
MI
Evie gets completely but naked
on stage
everyone's jaws drop and some
guy yells to the owner,
"Hey where do you find these
chicks?"
Oct 22............Baron's...............Cleveland
OH
THE GOLDEN LESSON
Never get PAID with Alcohol
Tomato guitar player doesn't
remember what she played after the first song...
and forgot the words to all
her songs!!
But the show was a blast and
Evie's a Damn good cook !
The Rock n Roll hall of fame
is the coolest museum on the planet !
Oct 24............400 Bar...............Minneapolis
MN
What a cool CITY!!! There seemed
to be one of everybody !
We're all laid back no strife
no hate
No Beaver....
Who had to jump off the tour
for a Family Emergency
Oct 25............Inferno................Madison
WI
VERY cute Boys at this show
!!
Who invited us back to play
at Garbage's hang out
The Okays Corral
I Can't wait till then !!
Oct 26....................Czar's..........................St.
Joeseph MI
The best FOOD, the funnest crowd
!!
Plus the owners liked us so
much they got us two Ritzy Motel rooms !!
Hey Anita, There's a fire on
the stage !!
(oops its a fog machine)
Oct 27............Rhino's................Bloomington
IN
The All Ages show !! Who Hoo
!!
I'm sure people will be talking
about that show for months !
Oct 28............Heidelberg..........Ann
Arbor MI
What a GREAT bunch of people,
and to accidentally have a Tomato
drag in A Rolling Stones reporter..
who would have thought... just
when it was getting hard!
We had a HUGE Party on the BUS
!!
Oct 29............High Dive............Champaign
IL
Chicago familiar faces came
down to cheer us on,
a whole bunch of cool people
made it out, and rocked the night with us !!
Even Ronald Reagen and Al Gore
showed up
and Boy can THey Dance
Otherwise known as the
PosterChildren
Cool of them to Show !!
We think.....
Oct 31............Hi Pointe.............St.
Louis MO
Spooky Halloween, Tomatoes and
ghouls hit the streets
rounding up the herd of people
at our show.
We had great fun playing with
Climber of St. Louis
Who gladly traded us t-shirts
and CD's
and made sure we got paid !!
KICK ASS !!
Nov 3...........................Dyer,
IN
Former Billy Idol Dancer and
Current Tomato Groupie
Shelly has her first baby
a Boy
Connor James
7 lbs 15 Ounces
(He's so CUTE !)
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